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Friday, January 21, 2005
I Can't Stand It No More


Although I am somewhat new to the world of blogging, I do enjoy reading alot of other peoples blogs mainly to hear the many different opinions and views on alot of topics of which I find interesting.

It is also nice to see the different writing and blog styles which accompany each persons blog as they are very unique and personal to the individual who is writing them.

Having said all that, there are a great deal of things which I really hate when it comes to reading other peoples blogs but not being an expert, I cannot call these mistakes but rather just things that really piss me off.

Here in no particular order are my top ten:

1.   Music that automatically plays on a site.
First off, I hate your music and therefore I am pretty sure I would hate you as well if I even knew you.
Anyone who is so arrogant that they think that every visitor to their site wants to hear some shitty song which undoubtedly has been illegally downloaded, is a fool.
Learn some basic HTML and make it an option to your visitor if they want to hear YOUR crappy favorite song be played on THEIR computer in THEIR house.

2.   Weather & Temperature without naming the location
Like what !@!@&^*@ good is that. Tell me the temperature without telling me where it is.
Are you so paranoid that you think stalkers are going to visit your hometown if they see the weather is mild and pleasant?
If your weather button doesn't include a city, please just add a title to it or take it off your site because it is damn useless to everyone.

3.   Pop-up or Pop-under Advertising
These really annoy me because they are almost always advertsing !@!@&^*@ that no one in their right mind would ever click on voluntarily to buy so they have to use this unethical intrusion to get their slimy products in your face.

4.   Senseless use of Profanity
This is never welcome. Wait. No, I am guilty of this and I always find it funny, damn funny.
Ignore this one.

5.   Sites offering me a free IPOD
I hate that !@!@&^*@ , I can afford to buy my own IPOD and if I couldn't, I would not try and get one through some creepy pyramid type scheme.
Or are you just trying to be my friend and tell me about this great deal?
That is very kind of you but maybe just email the few friends you have left with this great offer and leave me alone.

6.   Clocks without a city or timezone
Very similar to the weather thing above. I don't need to know the time if I don't know what city or timezone the clock is reporting. Stop being so paranoid or get off the internet, Jackass.

7.   Shitty spelling
No matter how interesting your message may be, if you don't take the time to spell-check it, I don't have the time to !@!@&^*@ read or decipher what the Hell you are trying to say in your best broken English.
Get off your lazy ass.

8.   Donation Buttons
Donation buttons are only for greedy individuals who think we should give money to them or their snotty nosed kids for no reason whatsoever.
I don't want to hear their hard luck story or why their freak kid needs an operation.
Using a blog or the internet is not the proper way to raise funds, so stop whining and begging and shut the Hell up.
Four words: Get a !@!@&^*@ job!

9.   Plagiarism
This is alive and well in alot of blogs I have read so far.
The writer quotes someone elses blog line for line and word for word and then conveniently claims they cannot remember the source of the material they "borrowed".
That is pretty unethical to begin with but also pretty stupid since if I noticed it, you can bet thousands of others did too, you plagiarist !@!@&^*@ .

10.   Passing off a list as a blog
Anyone who uses a top ten list of their likes or hates is simply just !@!@&^*@ lazy.
They do not deserve readers since they clearly cannot put words together and must rely on a simple laundry list for cheap laughs or entertainment.
D'oh!


Posted at 08:05 pm by slightlydrunk

Jeniffer
March 8, 2006   03:24 AM PST
 
A great site where one can enjoy the thought of a great mind long departed. Cheers for the good work!
Daxohol
February 6, 2005   09:13 PM PST
 
Oh all that bitterness is so cute! All you grumpy wumpies!

Good list. My philosophy? Don't like my blog? No one is forcing you to read. I blog for me, I write what I know, and what I know is my life. Suck it. :-P
FrustrationNation
February 1, 2005   08:12 PM PST
 
Amen. 'Bout fucking time I read this somehwere else. Beware the angry storm of emails from the accused however. Hell hath no furry like a mommy-blogger scorned.
Rachel
January 30, 2005   11:56 AM PST
 
I am guilty of making lists, but at least it isnt another boring techno or insurance blog, and I also have no city on my weather pixie... dunno how to add it but i'm sure i'll find out how one day! xxx Rach xxx
Name
January 30, 2005   12:20 AM PST
 
Woah, you have a keen sense of observation. What you wrote here pretty much summed up what i hate bout reading other's blogs! :)
Dave
January 28, 2005   09:11 PM PST
 
I'm reasonably certain you're my long-lost brother. Unless you're a woman, which would mean other unmentionables. In any case, that was a brilliant list, and I'm pretty sure you live in my brain.
Cassiopeia
January 26, 2005   09:42 PM PST
 
A @#$% men! I know I'm not perfect either, everyone has their preferences, but there are some pretty standard annoyances that you've expressed perfectly!

Btw, my weather DOES list my city, but it's really only there for me. I look each morning before work, to see how I should dress. My friends even go to my site to check the weather (It's minus 12C right now and snowing - hasn't changed too much in 4 days - not that anyone else cares).
Jay-B
January 26, 2005   06:57 PM PST
 
Came across your site on BE and you had me going a while. One of the few blogs that are as sarcastic as mine.
Clovis Skeptic
January 26, 2005   05:15 PM PST
 
Brilliant! New to blogging myself, and BE/BC. This IPOD, and donate stuff is unbelievable. And plagerism, I just copied & pasted your top 10 list, and if you wouldn't mind, could you please make a small donation, I need an IPOD...lol
Mimi
January 26, 2005   04:01 PM PST
 
Hey there! Just popped in via BE.

I love your list. All of those things annoy the hell out of me too. It's good to know I'm not the only one annoyed by those damn weather pixies.
Name
January 25, 2005   09:45 PM PST
 
a lot is two words ;)
Angie
January 25, 2005   05:10 PM PST
 
Okies, I need to fix #2. Never realized it didn't show San Francisco till you mentioned it. (grumbles and goes off to tackle my template)
mai
January 25, 2005   09:55 AM PST
 
I'm guilty! I didn't even realize this until I read this - there's no city on my Weather Pixie...

But I just got it, so I have an excuse for the rest of the day, since I'm supposed to be working ^_^

I promise, I'll fix it!

I have a donation button, too, but I have no expectations.

*waaahh!* I suck! ^_^
srmc
January 25, 2005   09:48 AM PST
 
Oh man! I better go add that state to my Weather Pixie. LOL! You know I just realized it bugs me when it is not written where the weather is reporting from and yet I am guilty of the same thing. Oops.
Robotnik
January 25, 2005   08:48 AM PST
 
Fucking eh right! On each and every one of those points I agree and support you.
Edrei
January 25, 2005   02:08 AM PST
 
You forgot one thing in addition to lists of likes and dislikes. People who put quizes on their blogs all the time and pass it off as a blog itself.

There is absolutely no point to that.
tomharper
January 25, 2005   01:58 AM PST
 
Also, people who post once every 8 days, but surf on BE often enough that their blog comes up every day and we have to look at the same post 8 days in a row.

Post more often, or surf less. Please!!
Jay
January 25, 2005   12:35 AM PST
 
Fantastic post! had me laughing, then muttering profanities in agreement while reaching for a bottle of vodka... you touched me in a very special place with your post, and probably ought to be arrested, but damn, can't help but praise you for your commentary.
Rhonda
January 24, 2005   07:01 PM PST
 
A. Freakin. Men. But not to number 7 which I am occasionally guilty of.
Grins
January 24, 2005   06:23 PM PST
 
Bravo! Excellent list! There have a been a few sites on BE and BC that I wince at whenever I come to them. "Noooo, not this guy again. Time for another beverage"
jay
January 24, 2005   05:41 PM PST
 
You are so !@!@&^*@ right on with your list.
Heatheranne
January 24, 2005   05:17 PM PST
 
I'm with you on every single point. I'd like to add a few...Bad graphics. You know those animations that is a picture that flips over to make the object appear to be dancing or something. Those web dolls. Glitter text. "Blog pets" and the thing that's making my skin crawl right now (and really I don't know why) are those things everyone is putting on their side bars about being a slithering reptile or a fluffy rodent in the ttlb or ttbl or whatever it is. What the hell is that about? It makes no sense and it drives me nuts.

Thanks for letting me vent that. I feel much better now.
Janet
January 24, 2005   07:39 AM PST
 
Ok as far as I can tell, I've only violated 2 of these things. But in my defense, I think the top 10 list, when used sparingly, can be a great way to paint through a lot of issues with broad strokes. Case in point, your list about things that bug you about blogs. Sure you didn't number it, but that's not what bothers you about lists in the first place, so I digress.

And if you make say, a top 6? Well then you must REALLY walk to the beat of a different drummer.:)

Tina
January 24, 2005   03:11 AM PST
 
You forgot to mention the words "musings" "random thoughts" and "opinions" in describing their blogs.
TooBIG
January 23, 2005   06:23 PM PST
 
I agree on some of those I noticed a free ipod banner at the top of your site though ? I had music on my site but ten took it off cause I understand that it should be a choice to hear the music. but all in all I agree with ya.
Jonathan Murray
January 23, 2005   05:30 PM PST
 
You hit on some of the same pet-peeves I recently posted about... nice to know I'm not alone :)

http://www.lanoitar.com/greymatter/archives/00000359.htm
Carrie
January 23, 2005   05:46 AM PST
 
Right on! I agree with everyone of those! Though I've just put up a ten point list of things about me. Oooops :)
rachel
January 23, 2005   02:50 AM PST
 
I'm off to go make my list of sh*t I hate now, while listening to music on some random Xanga site.
Tracy
January 22, 2005   10:47 PM PST
 
LOL!! Love the list and I agree with each and every damn one of those items!!!
Sue
January 22, 2005   10:41 PM PST
 
Haha! I love your list! I must admit these are my pet peeves too. I'm well aware my site is not going to win any Pulitzers anytime soon, but at least mine doesn't flash, and ping and buzz! And on the music, um, yeah! If I wanted to be listening to music, I'd have my own going. Otherwise, I like it quiet, dammit! And this I-pod thing. The bandwagon is full, people, it's gonna tilt soon! Anyway, thanks for writing these..it gave me a smile!
Cesca
January 22, 2005   10:29 PM PST
 
Hear hear! (gawd, I hope I don't do any of that on my blog...!!)
suki
January 22, 2005   06:30 PM PST
 
one of these days, we'll be able to filter which blogs we run across...
Samuel
January 21, 2005   11:23 PM PST
 
I agree with your list, but not your praise of people's individual style. Most blogs I read are crap. They have boring anecdotes about the trivial things that happen to them in their stupid lives, pictures or stories about their ugly children, or some funny story they happened to read in a mass produced email. Bah!
Candi
January 21, 2005   09:52 PM PST
 
I agree!! I've been blogging for years.. I sometimes change my blog and use different urls because I'm weird like that but I can understand how you feel.
 

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