As most people already know, I have always been a rather
petty and
rancorous individual. Probably not one of my many better
selling
points however, what can a guy do, that's
life.
Having said
that, it is time once again to give you a list of stuff on people's
blogs that I just hate and that really piss me off. (
keep in mind
almost
everything lately falls into this category)
My
regular readers will know that I already started this list of things
way back in January 2005 in
I Can't Stand it no
More, and then continued my tirade in the
list of September 2005 in
I'm Looking Through
You.
Some
things in those previous listings still continue to be
annoying.
Damn annoying, such as the auto playing of music when a site loads,
plagiarism of other peoples postings or code & those crappy
sites
that take an excruciating long time to load. Actually now I
re-read over those two previous lists, ever item on them are still
pretty damn annoying. But I won't repeat those since I don't
recycle my posts. (
I also hate that too, I just recycle my empties
which, not surprisingly, is quite a
few.)
It
has now been over a year since I last vented and a lot of things have
gotten better but unfortunately, a great deal has also gotten
worse.
So here it is in no relevant order, the third
instalment of my list.
Enjoy!
21.
Blog petsI
hate these useless & creepy looking creatures. These
hideous
things do absolutely nothing except follow your cursor - Wow, what
unique excitement, who needs a TV if you can find one of
these.
Maybe if these things did something else like crapped on your blog or
died in front of you, they may be slightly funny. But as for
now
they are just a total waste of
space.
22.
Sites requiring you to download something in order to view
their contentYeah,
these are really practical. I mean Windows XP requires 1.5
gig of
space alone just to operate. Do you honestly think that I am
going to download even more junk onto my hard drive just to view your
specific site? Not bloody
likely.
23.
Displaying my IP address & Operating
SystemI
hate this. Those stupid signs telling me what my IP
&
Operating system is. I already know that so your little sign
is
simply just annoying and somewhat obnoxious. Something more
interesting may be if you tell me what YOUR IP address and operating
system is. Although to be brutally honest, they're both
pretty
damn boring.
24.
Sites recommending services that they don't even know what
they areA current prime example of this
is
eXlinks.
Don't endorse it by putting up a stupid link on your site and ask us
to
sign up when you haven't personally tried it out yourself
first.
You have no idea, it may be total crap. Remember
when we
visit your blog, we are your guests not your guinea
pigs.
25.
Not allowing comments, email or any other ways for readers to
find you Unless
you have taken a vow of silence or are currently an active member in
the witness protection program, there is really no excuse for
this. A simple 'mail to' link is all it takes. So
if this
describes your blog, fix it and stop being so insanely paranoid,
Osama.
26.
Posting News stories on your blog
Your
blog is not CNN or a newspaper, so maybe realize that little fact and
just comment on a news story or reference it with a link instead of
copying & pasting the entire article verbatim from a
legitimate
news site and then attempting to pass it off like you have some kind
of
scoop.
27.
Abandoned blogs that are still in rotation on a service
When
I say abandoned I don't mean a week or two that a blog has not been
updated, I am talking months & months. I have watched
these
things aging before my eyes for months which is totally
unacceptable. I mean I sometimes forget to update
my blog
now and again - but in fairness to me, I
drink.
28.
Sites with only YouTube stuff on
themI
love YouTube.com and it is great to add one or two of their videos on
to your site to enhance a blog posting occasionally. My
problem
is with those goofs that fill up almost every second entry with these videos
and substitute it for their own original content. If I just
wanted to see videos from YouTube.com, I think I would probably just
go
over to that site and watch them instead of reading your
blog. So
unless you have a vlog, please
stop.
29.
Text and background coloursSome
color mixes just ain't right - pink on green as one example.
People are suppose to enjoy visiting your blog and want to return to
it. They really don't enjoy straining their eyesight in order
to
read your undoubtedly disappointing entry. Being unique with
color combinations is one thing, being stupid is quite
another.
30.
Posting for the sake of
postingSome
days there is not too much of anything to post. If you
encounter
one of those days and have nothing to say, maybe it's better that you
say nothing. Don't post crap if you don't have anything to
say,
you will be forgiven by your readers if you are honest with
them.
Damn, that last one hit way too
close to home for my likings. That's it for this
list.
Till next time....
Posted at 04:23 pm by slightlydrunk
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People in the Sun October 18, 2006 10:35 AM PDT
And another thing has to be mentioned: I don't need to know you've made $1.351 through Nu-Tang. |
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D. B. Cooper October 14, 2006 01:46 AM PDT
Now we're talking! I'm right with you on all these. Good observations, each and every one.
Music, bad colors, abandoned blogs in rotation... good post! |
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People in the Sun October 13, 2006 12:23 PM PDT
My colors are pretty bad, but I blame Blogger Beta and inexperience, rather than color-blindness.
I pimp eXlinks. My bad.
Otherwise I think I'm okay. Just a note on #23, there's nothing more annoying to me than some animated figure saying "You have 1 visitors from" my city and state. How is that anyone's business? |
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coofee lady October 12, 2006 10:07 PM PDT
Nice list. Music if it must be used should be the choice of the visitor.
Blog Explosion blogs do have a lot of pets that is for sure.
The very least they can do is title it Dog Blog so we can scroll right past it. |
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Beth October 12, 2006 08:47 PM PDT
Blogmad STARTED due to people posting information and links about it before it was even available to the public. So I see nothing wrong with doing the same with eXlinks. I do agree with you on everything else though. |
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msdemmie October 12, 2006 08:49 AM PDT
I am with you on the kill the auto music - and I am not a fan of the YouTube brigade either ....... and as for pink and green - shudder ! |
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Rich October 11, 2006 03:51 AM PDT
I hate it when the blog you are looking at calls you a slag. I remember one time, shortly after world war II, one particular blog actually punched me in the face. How rude. I most certainly didn't enjoy that but soon learnt to 'read and dodge,' and therefore this now benefits me in my work at the 'school for little bastards.'
Oh yeah I also hate it when a blog steals your dinner money or overcooks your steak. |
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Ole Blue October 9, 2006 10:40 PM PDT
First time here great site.
You know what gets me, when I am listening to some nice jazz or blues, I click on a blog link, and the worst music I have ever heard is interfering with my music.
I hate it when people attach music to a blog. Now when I go blog hopping I do so with the sound off! |
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lilfunky1 October 9, 2006 08:39 PM PDT
Hey there tenant!
After careful analysis, I have gathered that I am in agreeance with your 3 lists on annoyances more than I am guilty of offenses. Therefore I rock.
Especally since I can still unicycle while drunk off my keister.
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Kind world October 9, 2006 02:44 AM PDT
I agree with most of that, and was also a good reminder. Sometimes I'm tempted to write for the sake of it, so yes I am guilty lol |
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mike October 8, 2006 05:50 PM PDT
Amen!! Especiaaly for auto-fucking-play music. |
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Evil Genius October 8, 2006 05:36 PM PDT
I hate those stupid web pets too! What a useless waste of space! |
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White Trash October 7, 2006 11:14 PM PDT
Is trashy blawgs not good? Mines trashy but i aint got no dancin cows an' pig pets. i does got a pickchure of a goat.
i dont speel good neether
got anymoor beerz? |
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Irish Church Lady October 7, 2006 09:11 PM PDT
I'm with you on #24. Actually I'm not sure about most advertising on sites. Still trying to make up my mind on that.
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Breigh October 7, 2006 12:21 AM PDT
Dammit I almost made it out scott free! The only thing I have that you hate is pimping ExLinks!
In my defence, I DID say I had no idea what it was and openly admitted to using people as guinea pigs. I think I should be exempt from that one for honesty! |
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PRACTiCAL CHiCK October 6, 2006 08:13 PM PDT
Hey, I like my little blog pet. He's a pencil. His name is Woody. He stays in his box...
News stories...does it count if they are weird headlines or stuff that I just have to write a new guideline about? |
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